Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy

Ahh, love, why is it so easy to let you in, but so difficult to let you out? Why couldn’t you subsist only two-sided?

A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it.

A meeting is a collective tacit confession of participants’ unwillingness to work.

Anyone can lecture from the butt, only very few can act.

As soon as anger knocks at one’s door, wisdom prepares to leave.

Disappointment has quite a penchant for taking one by a surprise.

Good neighbors always spy on you to make sure you are doing well.

How many times can one have a heart attack within a week?

I have died every day in my mind with disgust for not being able to protect my own children.

I may just be on the outskirts of being okay.

In troubled times, one wishes for a sound sleep more than usual, but on the contrary, realizing its amplified importance, sleep smugly impedes all attempts to woo it.

Isn’t life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions?

It’s not the obviousness or the complexity of the things that’s deftly deluding mankind. It’s man himself.

It was a time when a degree was expected but not much respected.

It was definitely a rare situation where a career had started and ended simultaneously on a very high note.

It was much easier to explain the veil than to answer questions about the wounds.

Most of a husband’s life is spent in doing research on his wife.

Not receiving a request through the entitled route is no excuse for not serving it.

One of the biggest disadvantages of being grown up is seeing the time rush by faster.

On the first floor, the first rule of a rumor was humor.

People say there are thousands of options we have in life. I say we have only two: we can either be happy or be unhappy.

Psychos are in uniform circulation in society.

Talented minds have always been stealthily targeted by mediocre ones.

The hope is the best and the worst thing at the same time.

The obvious matters are more imperceptible today.

The only thing God is afraid of is a strong-willed human!

They are a family of cows—so humble and honest.

When the world around is ready to back one unconditionally, one can become as unreasonable, unfair, and coldly sadistic as one likes.

With the wolves around, your humbleness is your worst adversary.

You can make any promises as long as you are not going to be there to fulfill them.